thenameishunter:
Dollar Pizza (2013)
©2014 Hunter White

whatthebec:

hey what if i put a lot of pennies on my pizza fuck how cool would that be i did it put lots of pennies on my pizza im going to take a pic



swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right



flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)



falcnpunch:

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store




pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT





hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

Don’t get so offended. This is required by us… We cannot accept fake cash or we risk losing our jobs. If you’re actually take offense to something like this, I suggest you stop because it’s not meant to be personal.